MY FELLOW LIZARD-KIN,
TODAY, OUR 3000 YEAR SCHEME TO OVERTHROW HUMANITY COMES TO FRUITION! AT PRECISELY 12:00 PM EST, THE HUMANS WILL OVERTHROW THEIR LAST REMAINING SAVIOR, DONALD TRUMP. AT THAT HOUR, WE SHALL SHED OUR DISGUSTING HUMAN FLESH AND REVEAL OURSELVES!
BWA HA HA HA!
Shit — I thought I was posting that in our private Facebook group! Please ignore this, because… um… OBAMAGATE!!!
This was a feeble attempt at HUMOR by the former Brian Lauber. It was not a fatal blunder that unraveled the machinations of the Lizard People. There are no Lizard People.
I, the real Brian Lauber who was always 8 feet tall, will now return to… whatever it was I always did.