Wednesday, January 20, 2021. Inauguration Day. Posted at 10:41 AM EST on Facebook:

MY FELLOW LIZARD-KIN,

TODAY, OUR 3000 YEAR SCHEME TO OVERTHROW HUMANITY COMES TO FRUITION! AT PRECISELY 12:00 PM EST, THE HUMANS WILL OVERTHROW THEIR LAST REMAINING SAVIOR, DONALD TRUMP. AT THAT HOUR, WE SHALL SHED OUR DISGUSTING HUMAN FLESH AND REVEAL OURSELVES!

BWA HA HA HA!

Wednesday, January 20, 2021. Inauguration Day. Posted at 10:43 AM EST on Facebook:

Shit — I thought I was posting that in our private Facebook group! Please ignore this, because… um… OBAMAGATE!!!

Wednesday, January 20, 2021. Inauguration Day. Posted at 1:07 PM EST on Facebook:

This was a feeble attempt at HUMOR by the former Brian Lauber. It was not a fatal blunder that unraveled the machinations of the Lizard People. There are no Lizard People.

I, the real Brian Lauber who was always 8 feet tall, will now return to… whatever it was I always did.