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A Compromise that will Make Everybody Happy 💖


I acknowledge that there are many people out there who don’t want to wear a mask under any circumstances. After careful consideration, I’ve decided to settle for a compromise. Going forward, I’ll be satisfied as long as you either

  1. Go with Dr. Fauci’s solution and wear a mask, or
  2. Go with Trump’s solution and inject yourself with bleach.

I believe this is a compromise that will make EVERYBODY happy!