My last few posts have been a bit more weighty; so, let’s lighten it up w/ a few “Ancient Programming Proverbs”!
If it ain’t broke, add more features!
You can’t build a skyscraper by stacking houses on top of each other.
We know it doesn’t make any sense; but, the business insisted.
A “10x Developer” is someone who works for more ego and less pay.
Would you rather be driven off a cliff by a “Non-Seeing Cab Driver” or a “Non-Technical Project Manager”?
You can’t QA your own code, just like you can’t taste your own soup!
One prototype is worth a hundred planning meetings.
The person who said “One prototype is worth a hundred planning meetings” failed to understand the value of billable procrastination.
No amount of new features will turn a horse into a car.
The best way to get somebody to listen is by having a fancy title.